Tuesday, March 08, 2005

What to say now?

So, it appears I'm making a go at this web log thing. I don't like the word blog, but I don't know what else to call it. How about we call it "Stymie" I always liked him and his derby hat. He had the funniest line one time. While peeling and peeling into an artichoke he exclaimed "It mighta choked Artie, but it ain't gonna choke Stymie." Priceless.

Back to hate.

I don't understand why The Pretenders are being enducted in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. I hate them. You'd never find them on my iPod.

I love my iPod. I got it for Christmas and it's taking so long to get all of the stuff I want on it. I have over 3000 songs so far and I'm only up to the D's in my cd collection. I wish I knew more about iPod culture. Not to join up, mind you. Just to be nosy.

I also hate Creed. I'm glad they're dead. And I hate(d) Hootie and it's fucking funny that Hootie is now shilling for Burger King dressed as a fag cowboy. I say fag under consent from my gay friends. I'd say it's a good thing he's been reduced to that, but he's making money, so that sucks. Back to Creed. Check out the hidden track on the latest David Cross comedy cd for a bit about David meeting the singer of that shit band.

I love comic books. More on that later.

BTW, who besides two people I know of are reading this?

Friday, March 04, 2005

More of the post of hate

Now, you may be asking yourself...hey, is there anything you do like? Sure.

Oh, you want to know what that might be? Aren't you a nosy fucker!

Some, not all, of the music I like right now includes: Nellie McKay, The Killers, Brassy, Le Tigre, The White Stripes and some others. I can't think of everything right now. Stop with all the pressure!!!

I can think of more music I hate though, but shouldn't we just focus on the love? Isn't that all we need? Fuck The Beatles! Fuck Paul McCartney in his rotting corpse asshol.....oh, wait, he's not one of the dead ones, is he? Long live Ringo!

I do hate Elton John though. Does that make your craving for hate worth it? Does it make you any happier knowing that I hate his music? I hate Tom Petty and Jimmy Buffett too. Damn it, this was supposed to be all about love. Love Godammit!!!

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Post to the Third power of hate!

I hate Usher, Lil Jon, 50 Cent and, oh, about a hundred more shitty musical acts right now. What has happened to the world that this is what we call entertainment? And don't think me racist by the ones named above. Just as shitty are Bon Jovi (still!), Nickleback, 3 Doors Down, Slipnot and others awash in being white boys.

I also hate (as it seems to be so hip to do so lately) being thought of as gay because I like(d) The Cure and The Smiths. They got me through high school and my early twenties and I've never had a dick in my mouth or ass. I've never understood how the music you like can correlate into taking one in the shitter.

I hate the song American Pie too. I made a list one time of all the songs I could go the rest of my life not EVER hearing again, and that piece of shit pie was number one. Followed by Losing My Religion and ANY and EVER Beach Boys song. Yeah, yeah, Brian Wilson is a crazy genius. Ok. I don't live near the fucking ocean and could fucking care less about surfing. Fuck them!