Friday, April 29, 2005

What the fuck?

So, the wife is playing around on iTunes the other day and smack dab on the front page is a listing for some new exclusive track by some poofter fucking electronica band called Manhead who DARES to remake one of the greatest rock songs of my lifetime. I wish to God that the band they DID NOT do justice by with the remake would rise up from their ashes and kill these fuckers. What's the song, you say?

Now, I have always felt that there were groups in the 80's that only I had ever either liked or had ever heard of because no one ever talks about them (Mary's Danish - my favorite band for years and years, The Front, King Swamp, etc.) but the song in question is - BIRTH, SCHOOL, WORK, DEATH by the motherfucking group THE GODFATHERS! Bow down, bitches to this ripfuckinrocking group. Their album by the same name is awesome. It has some of the best lyrics I have ever heard. Imagine this -- you're into this song "Tell Me Why" about love gone wrong -- it's rocking -- and then the tempo slows to a crawl and it's takes it's time while the lead singer sings:

"Yeah...I told her I loved her very much. I told her I loved her more than life itself. And I told her...I told her I loved her more than I love myself (and then the music kicks back in as he snarls) -- That's saying something"

Fuck!

Monday, April 18, 2005

Here's what's in a name

I have picked a new name for my iPod. At first I called it Suck Head, but I rethought that decision. Whose head would have been sucked? Or is it I who was a suck head?

It is now called Pizza Pussy Santa. I got the name from comedian Dave Atell of Comedy Central's show Insomniac - it's a bit from his comedy album Skanks For The Memories wherein he says that that's what he would name his kid because everyone likes at least one of those things...and I do. More than one actually, but I'm not saying which.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

What's in a name?

So, what should you name your iPod anyway? When prompted back in January, I named mine the ever-original: Tony. I racked my brain trying to find something clever, but who would care? I could have called it iTony, but of course I Tony...who else would I be? I'd like to be other people, but I'm not.

I Tony.

Friday, April 01, 2005

More hate.

I need more hate (or so I've been told), but I have plenty. Should I really spread it around? It's not like jelly needing to be spread on bread. It's more like...chicken pox or measels. No one really wants it, but it's something you sometimes have to deal with. I never had measels. Fuck measels! <--- There's your hate! I got hate for ya!

Radio sucks.
Fox News sucks.
The Apprentice sucks.

Garden State does not suck.
Henry Rollins does not suck.
I do not suck.


yes I do.