Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Truly, a record.

My third post in one night (let alone one week/month) and what is there left to say except - I don't like going to sleep.

1. I have sleep apnea.
2. If I think about it too much I get nervous. I mean, it is like dying a little bit. It's just creepy in a way. You don't really control when you slip into sleep and I don't like not being in control of something like that. Yeah, sure, you control when you go to bed and you go to bed to go to sleep, but you can't control when you actually fall asleep. Doesn't that weird you out a little bit? How do you know you'll wake up? Ever? Again?

So, here I am at 1:05 a.m. on a work night because I don't want to go to sleep.

I'm 33 years old.

Just shoot me.


I really should hate Peter Billingsly. He plays Ralphie in the movie A Christmas Story. I should hate him because when I was a kid we kinda looked alike and people would call me Messy Marvin. I was not happy about that. You see, Peter starred in a series of commercials for Hershey's Chocolate Syrup and he played Messy Marvin - a kid who was messy with everything in his life except his chocolate milk. I should hate him for that, but I don't.

Gee...something I don't hate.

Check out Messy in all his glory


I never know what to write about. I guess that's why I don't do it. I should though. But why? Who cares? Who reads it? There's nothing to see here people! Don't just point at me and laugh. I have feelings too.

Don't I?