Tuesday, April 17, 2007

"Attention shoppers!"

Villains in the movies are often the most interesting characters. They act out a side of humanity that we wish didn't exist, but deep inside we know that we might just have a slice of that inside us. That's not only where our fear of these characters lies, but also where our fascination lies as well. These characters illuminate the darker side of ourselves while giving us full warning that, without a good conscience to guide us, we may fall victim to these dark desires.

Laugh if you must (and do so at your own peril!), but respect must now be given to one of the most underrated movie villains of all time!

Willy, King of the stockboys!



Bow down to the might that is Willy! He is always watching you!



Even the most deadly of screen villains must have style. Behold, the dapper use of a red-trimmed smoking jacket accented ever so adroitly with a smart, yet toney ascot.



*Note that the sign of an elegant villain is one with his name embroidered on his jacket!
Click the pic for a better look-see.


What? You think all of this is crazy? A villain wouldn't pay attention to such things? Willy, my friends, disagrees.


"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck!"

When it comes to out and out creepy visual dazzle, Willy is the King! Whether it's in the light or in the shadows, Willy commands not only the respect of his victims, but of the audience as well.



All I ask, dear reader, is that you give Willy a chance to work his way into that cold, dark spot you keep in your soul for favorite movie villains. Hannibal schmannibal. He can have his fava beans and chianti. Willy has an even better line. (Check it out right after Samantha asks him what he wants.)



Check out Willy in all of his glory in Night of the Comet!

1 Comments:

Blogger Hysan said...

I officially love you, man.

1:02 PM  

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